You say "eether" and I say "eyether",
You say "neether" and I say "nyther';
"Eether", "eyether", "neether", "nyther",
Let's call the whole thing off!

You say potato and I say potahto,
You say tomato I say tomahto;
Potato, potahto
Let's call the whole thing off!

And oh! If we call the whole thing off,
Then we must part.
And oh! If we ever part,
That would break my heart!

So, if you say oysters and I say oysteh
I'm not gonna stop eating oysters
Just because you say oysters
Let's call the whole thing off!

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And oh! If we call the whole thing off,
Then we must part
And oh! If we ever part,
That would break my heart!

So you say potato, and I say potahto,
You say tomato, I say tomahto
Potato, potahto
Let's call the whole thing off!

You say pajamas and I say pajahmas,
....what's the problem
Coz we know we need each other so,
We better call the calling off off.
Oh let's (call it off)
Oh let's (call it off)
I said let's (call it off)
Oh let's (call it off)
I said let's (call it off)
I said we get the calling the whole thing off
I said let's (call it off)
Oh, we better call the calling off off
I said let's call the whole thing off!