I have a Mormon friend from Makati
And he said he does not drink coffee
I said, hey, that's ok you sleep better that way
You're my friend then that's all that should matter

I have a Muslim friend in Ney York
And she said she won't have any pork
I said, hey, that's ok you stay healthy that way
You're my friend then that's all that should matter

I have a Christian friend from La Salle
At palagi siyang nagdadasal
Na sila ay manalo against Ateneo
He's my friend then that's all that should matter

[Interlude]

One day I asked what would they say
If I told them I think I am gay
They said, hey, it's ok if you're happy that way
You're our friend then that's all that should matter
They said, hey, it's ok we don't mind that you're gay
You're our friend then that's all that should matter

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