If I could come up with a better excuse
I will, but I can't, so I won't
I'll just tell you the truth

That I really think you're hot
And I'm afraid your friend is not
And though I think it's great that she could stay
I'd rather spend this time alone with you

If I could find one friend
Who would hook up with yours
I will, but I can't, so I won't

And if I could lie and say
That I wish you could stay
I will, but I don't, so I won't
Why won't she go away

Look I think your friend's ok
And there's no easy way for me to say
So could you ask your friend if she could leave
Just so I could be alone with you
Alone with you

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I don't think she knows that I want her so to go
I'm not sure if you do, too
So tell me if you want to be alone with me, too
So we could just ask her to leave

I can't make my move if she stays here in my room
Unless you say it's ok
Then I guess she could stay

If you really think it's fine
And if you promise me that she won't mind
I guess it's ok if she wants to stay
As long as I could be alone with you
Alone with you
Alone with you
Alone with you

If she was hot like you
I would ask her to join, but she's not
So she'll just have to watch tv